"Let’s Keep the Dumbfckery to a Minimum Today" Men's Athletic Long Shorts

Make a bold statement with these men’s athletic long shorts featuring the witty and unapologetic "Let’s Keep the Dumbfckery to a Minimum Today" design printed on both the front and back. Perfect for those who appreciate humor with a side of attitude, these shorts are crafted from lightweight, breathable fabric for ultimate comfort. Whether you're at the gym, lounging, or out and about, these shorts ensure you stay cool while setting the tone for the day. A must-have for those who like to keep it real!

Sports outfits can be a lot of hassle, but with these long shorts there's no need for that. Just throw on a pair and go running, swimming, weight-lifting, or participate in any other activity that pops in your mind. These shorts won't let you down!

Product Highlights

• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• 6.5″ (16.5 cm) inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• No inner lining
• Blank product components sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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